Humbling (and Unlikely) Former Jobs of the Rich and Famous

Donald Trump

Former Job: Collected soda cans

Charles Shwab

Former Job: Sold walnuts, chieckens and eggs

Oprah Winfrey

Former Job: Bagged groceries

Mark Burnett

Former Job: Nanny

Walt Disney

Former Job: Ambulance Driver for Red Cross

Whoopi Goldberg

Former Job: Bricklayer

Warren Beatty

Former Job: Rat catcher

Clint Eastwood

Former Job: Pool Boy

Charles Bronson

Former Job: Coal Miner

Matthew Mcconaughey

Former Job: Clean out chicken coops

Jennifer Aniston

Former Job: Telemarketer

Robin Williams

Former Job: Street Mime

Evangeline Lilly

Former Job: Flight Attendant

Jerry Seinfeld

Former Job: Sold lightbulbs

Christopher Walken

Former Job: Lion tamer in the circus

Tom Cruise

Former Job: Bellhop

Danny Devito

Former Job: Hairstylist

Garth Brooks

Former Job: Boot Store Salesman

Eddie Vedder

Former Job: Gas station attendant

Rod Stewart

Former Job: Grave Digger

Ozzy Osbourne

Former Job: Slaughterhouse Worker

David Lee Roth

Former Job: Hospital Orderly

Mick Jagger

Former Job: Hospital Porter

Cyndi Lauper

Former Job: Emptied dog kennels

Gwen Stefani

Former Job: Worked at Dairy Queen

Queen Latifah

Former Job: Worked at Burger King

KanYe West

Former Job: Worked at the Gap

Sources: resumebear.com, Glamorati.com

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1964 Letters From Walt Disney and Walter Lantz

Great correspondence between a little girl named Wendy, Walt Disney and Walter Lantz from 1964. I don't know if I'm more shocked by Wendy's penmanship or the fact that she sent it to the wrong studio executive and still got a proper response.

How a man plays a game shows something of his character, how he loses shows all of it. -- Anonymous

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. -- Mark Twain

Demetri Martin Demotivation Posters

Nothing speaks the truth quite like de-motivational posters and stand-up comedy. If you don't believe me then you have never seen a video of George Carlin. Demetri Martin, who I will always prefer as a musical stand-up comedian (Youtube: Part 1 Part 2), is the host of Important Things with Demetri Martin on Comedy Central. Martin is known for his distinctive non-sequitor one-liners and sarcasstic deadpan delivery. Here are some of his best insights: